New ‘Transformers’: Michael Bay as a modern Dziga Vertov

New ‘Transformers’: Michael Bay as a modern Dziga Vertov

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New 'Transformers': Michael Bay

In rolling out the new “Transformers” franchise is the fourth part of the giant fighting robots. Andrew Podshibyakin watching the film, came to the conclusion that his director Bay a little crazy.

First, the importance of: Nicola Peltz blonde playing in the new “Transformers” Mark Wahlberg’s daughter recently celebrated her nineteenth birthday. That is, at the time of filming she was eighteen, not seventeen (as the plot of the movie) years. This is a serious caveat, many viewers now have a sigh of relief.

New 'Transformers': Michael Bay

In the “Age of extermination” over Shanghai gaping giant alien sphincter, car Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse for half a million dollars is transformed into a purple iron samurai metal tumbled from the sky dinosaurs from the face of a robot named Lokdaun grows polutorametrovoy phallic barrel length. People are almost always removed from the low point – so all seem taller, and the most simple action like opening a car door in the ancient epic turns. Some robots have transformed into a swarm of colored cubes. Stanley Tucci went into the frame of “The Devil Wears Prada┬╗. Schoolgirl, which allowed to meet with the guys, deliberately and persistently dressed as a prostitute (see the first paragraph of the text); the best angle of the film – a long medium shot through her legs wide apart. Last hour recount impossible after him want to get out into the fresh air, light a cigarette and a long look at a single point in front of him.

New 'Transformers': Michael Bay

Creativity by Michael Bay in new Transformers

Creative method to compare Michael Bay pornography has long been common place: after an optional straps starts very tight and terribly indecent act sympathetic to admit that society somehow stydnovato. Bayh work can be viewed from any location; on any “Transformers” may be too late to get away for an hour or half an hour earlier – and, in general, nothing to lose. But in the “Age of extermination” director apparently reached singularity. In fact, what is happening on the screen, it is impossible to understand, even for people who have devoted the best years of study Transformers his life. Terms drama canons expensive summer blockbuster, the laws of ordinary human logic – all sparks will burn out and refuses to work. Mark Wahlberg carries nonsense runs around the screen with bulging eyes and resembles cardboard promoposter from some other movie. Optimus Prime is not enough that strongly (and inexplicably) changed in appearance, so even very strange behavior and commits acts directly contrary to the established in the previous three films in the image. Everything explodes. Everything collapses. Everything burns.

New 'Transformers': Michael Bay

In essence, “The era of destruction” – an example of a new cinematic language; Bay here acts as Dziga Vertov in “The Man with the Movie Camera”: doing what only yesterday seemed unthinkable. All attempts to mass Hollywood seem what it is not, discarded. The film does not make, as they say bloggers think – it just takes the high voltage to the pleasure centers of physiological and is not interested in how the viewer will cope with all this. In the last few frames of “The Age of extermination” makes it clear that everything is still ahead; in essence, it is a three-hour trailer for the insane endless film that non-stop spinning in my head Michael Bay. Some English-speaking wit joke that pyromania cocaine treatment clearly does not bring the desired results – and so, brings, and what else. That’s it so expensive now will be a summer movie – regardless of whether one likes it or not.

New 'Transformers': Michael Bay

We return to the metaphor of pornography. “The era of destruction” – a monstrous thing, pure physiology, massage with a happy ending. But if someone leaves a completely indifferent, it is an occasion to reflect and at least check your hormones.